Eliot Spitzer

Oh Joy!

A man who has spent a career roasting financiers to please a baying mob, on the principle that everyone's a criminal if you look hard enough, is hoisted by his own petard. This is almost as much fun as Ted Haggards Crystal Meth and Sodomy binges.

"Risky" sexual practices were involved. I mean how risky are we talking? This is America, where a blow-job is scandalous, so I doubt we're in the Mark Oaten league. The hypocrite probably just wanted bareback anal. Probably without lube. He's probably wishing he married someone less frigid. But then, if he had, she wouldn't be taking Hillary's advice and doing her Tammy Wynette impression right now.

Enjoy your fall, you bastard. I'll enjoy your landing.