Sunday, 2 May 2010

A Hiatus

Travelgall may be returning from his travels and may be regailing you with more tales of the south seas, but I am departing for sunny climes on an all-expenses paid holiday courtesy of HMG. (Don't worry, I'm not going that far east). I doubt I will have an internet connection, so blogging will be light until my return. I hope you can all cope with the idiocies of the election campaign till then.

I envy all of you who are going to election-night parties, who get to watch Blinky Balls lose his seat and get to enjoy Brown's consecession oration.

I will probably be sunbathing.



Unless, of course this is not an accurate depiction of Military man-management.

I leave you with news that a Great Repeal Bill will form the centrepiece of a Tory administration's first Queen's speech. This is another reason to vote Tory enthusiastically, along with the free schools program, and the plans for radical localisation. That's enough to think that the Conservatives have a plan to roll back the bully-state created by 13 years of the most disastrous Government in British history.

Many people say, quite ignorantly that Cameron is not a Conservative. He is, and a radical one. He and his team have laid out a program which I can heartily endorse. He just needs a mandate to enact it. And in that, Libertarians need to make common cause with conservatives to deliver a Tory government. No Government is perfect, but Cameron's offer is so much better than that of the Labour party, an eye must be on kicking the latter out. And even if you have reservations, voting Tory remains the best option for that end.

Vote Tory. Use a clothes peg, if you must, though you shouldn't need one, but do so even if your motivation is twisting the knife in Brown's gut. I want to come home with a sun-tan AND a majority Conservative government.



8 comments:

BenefitScroungingScum said...

Best of luck wherever you're deploying too. Hope it's a safe trip. BG x

Mac the Knife said...

Good luck, and keep your bloody head down.

Anonymous said...

have a good one...and think of us back home pounding the streets, delivering flyers solidly to the 6th (and provding lifts to polling stations for the infirm on the day). Champers in the small hours of the 7th will have been well & truly earned!

Rob F said...

Best of British, and all that.

Are the bastards going to bother to equip you with boots, or will you have to provide your own?

Anyway, take care.

JuliaM said...

Ditto to all the above.

And let's hope that on your return, the MSM's predictions of a hung parliament prove to be about as accurate as all their other 'news'....

Lord T said...

Well at least you will have a sun tan. Good luck.

Simon Jester said...

Mega-dittoes to all the above.

I'm still going to vote UKIP, although it'll take a fairly hefty clothes peg to allow me to vote for them...

Chuckles said...

'Detained at her Majestys pleasure then?'

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