Friday, 6 August 2010

Haiti Presidential campaign

You'll need to fix the roads


Sean Penn has said he is sceptical about Wyclef Jean -the singer who created those immortal Lyrics “Just cause she dances Go Go, Don’t make her a Ho’ no, Called up my mama, said I’m in love with this strippah, yo” running for President. Since Sean Penn is a Magnet for every two bit dictator from Managua to Manila I don’t see this as a bad thing. Indeed the man who said that Americans who criticise Tubby Commie Dictator Hugo Chavez should be sent to jail for calling him a Dictator (and no he wasn’t being funny, he really is that self unaware) is a hell of an endorsement. There’s your campaign slogan right there – “Vote Wyclef, Sean Penn doesn’t like me”.

If Sean Penn doesn’t think you’re up to the job Mr Jean that’s all the endorsement I need, especially after the conga line of cunts he does/did think are up to the job – Castro, Chavez, Hussein et all. Good luck Wyclef, I hope you manage to make Haiti a better place for its people – because let’s be honest, it can’t get much worse. Please don’t help yourself to the public treasury like your previous holders of office, and I can’t wait to see what you do with the national anthem.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any opinion that is contrary to anything Sean Penn thinks or says has to be right. Given that, Wyclef is probably a political prodigy.

JuliaM said...

Sean Penn is always going to be best remembered for his attempt at a rescue flotilla during Katrina...

The Fatch said...

Who actually sees Sean Penn films in the Cinema? I am not sure there is a more depressing way to spend 137 minutes of your life than watching Mystic River.

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