Wednesday, 11 August 2010

Question for train drivers

It seems a chav on the run from the law hopped over a railway crossing and was instantly smeared all over the railway lines. The light at the end of the tunnel was the oncoming 17:30 from Enfield. My question to rail transport technicians is this. You know during the Second World War they painted little Swastikas or Rising Suns on the side of the plane when they downed Jerry or Tojo. Are you allowed to paint a little Burberry Cap on the side of your train once you’ve been exonerated by the board of enquiry?

Props to Arrse



3 comments:

The Fatch said...

I have currently killed 0.46 of a Chav through passive smoking. The picture on my arm to commemorate this is less than impressive.

Electro-Kevin said...

No. But you get a sticker for your driver's bag.

JuliaM said...

You'd need to include the option of a little white stiletto as well, for when drunken chavettes fall under the train while trying to run down the platform saying goodbye to Shazneen and Alopecia...

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