Tuesday, 7 December 2010

The Ashes

Is it cruel to read the Australian sporting press?

The final two days at Adelaide, we were assured, was when we would find out what this Australian team was made of. The results are not yet back from the lab, but it seems to be some sort of gooey, soft-centred material that melts rapidly when heat is applied, is easily removed from flat surfaces, does not bounce or spin and which stinks to high heaven.
They don't like losing, do they? Which is why beating them is so satisfying! Go on... who stayed up to watch the Australian collapse last night....



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