Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Police destruction of Illegal Drugs in Furnace causes problems

AP News. Filed Travelgall 14/12/10 08:25 GMT

The Metropolitan Police destruction of over 3 tonnes of Crack, Peyote, Methamphetamines, Heroin and Ecstasy confiscated in drugs raids went terribly wrong today. Due to an error in the Furnace management system the correct temperature to burn off the drugs in a non-harmful manner was not reached. The resulting cloud of smoke was described by Chief Superintendant J Doe as a major dense smoke cloud of “Some pretty whacked out shit that would keep grade A Mong Pete Doherty happy for several lifetimes”. The resulting cloud of Grade A drugs landed on the headquarters of the Guardian Media Group at 90 York Way London where it caused severe cases of delusion and grandeur. The effects of this terrible incident can be seen here.



3 comments:

Pete said...

Brilliant !

That woman must have got a good whiff of the happy fumes.

Although from the many comments on the article it seems that not everyone was so affected by memory loss of what Bliar/McBroon have done to our country.

Anonymous said...

Very, very, funny - thank you for that :-)!

Woman on a Raft said...

The article is a peach but the headline just squeaks it.

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