Friday, 21 January 2011

Oh Happy day

Alan Johnson has quit his post as Shadow Chancellor for “Personal Reasons”. He won’t have been fired for being crap so I wonder what these “personal reasons” are. This usually means that the person in question is about to get a full Weekend Pullout by the Screws of the world with pictures of him in the act with Prostitute / Choirboy /Donkey/ His Dyson vacuum cleaner (delete as applicable). In Johnsons case I’m not so sure. Although I vehemently hate his politics he actually seems like a decent bloke.

Which leads me onto his replacement. A HA HA, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, A-Ha HA HAA HA HA HA HA He He HA HA HA HA HA. Ed “So What” Balls. Yvette’s Dildo. Another union sock puppet with all the charismatic appeal of the inside of an empty crisp packet. Brilliant movecomrades. That’ll have the middle classes flooding back. I suspect Cameron laughed so hard he followed through this morning.


Anonymous said...

According to various foreign news sources, it is not the Former Postie / Chancellor that has been putting it about, but his wife.

Caught inflante delicto with one of the members of his police security detachment.

It's hard not to laugh - snigger.

Libertarian said...

How's that ending "boom and bust" thing going Blinky?

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