Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Death to ….

If you’re an Iranian member of parliament, just about everybody it seems. America, Israel, the Judean Peoples Front, Kurds, and now opposition MP’s. Can’t they think of something else? “Take the socks off and tickle their feet with a feather duster Israel”, Pull Funny Faces and say “wah, wah, wah, wah” America, Drop your pants and “Brown Eye” the opposition MP’s. You know, mix it up a bit, make it exciting, surprise people. Anybody would think you were a bunch of miserable religious lunatics with nobs the size of cocktail sausages that you had to overcompensate with by upping your violence against your own people. Oh hang on…

Oh and its not often I agree with Hillary, but yeah she’s right. The Opposition are brave, and “I don’t think anyone in the Middle East – or frankly, anyone in the world – would look to Iran as an example for them.” What she meant to say of course was that the Iranian government is a bunch of miserable religious lunatics with nobs the size of cocktail sausages that they have to overcompensate with by upping their violence against their own people.

This speech writing is a doddle. If you want I’m free for the State of the Union. I’ll even spell it with all the letters you Americans miss off on Herbs, Maths, Labour and Honour. Although to be fair, I don't know how I'm going to work 'erb into the Presidents address.



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