Following Osama Bin Laden falling into the drink, Al Qaeda have picked a new leader. He was the obvious choice really. He's a fabulous Tripple Word score in Scrabble and he was needed. Al Qaeda was looking shaky. It was touch and go until the 4th pint he necked which went down in under 3 seconds. The Tequila Body shots he snorted off Chantelle just sealed the deal and made him the obvious choice to lead the Al-Qaeda Boat Race team.
Congratulations to you for sticking with it. Joining an organisation like that, its always a case of Dead Men's Slippers. Well the opportunity arose and you took it. May your sucessor in two weeks enjoy a similarly sucessful fanfare.