... Which could be a musing on the excellent essays by Isiah Berlin, but isn't. It's much more prosaic than that.
Twitter is asking me to sign a petition: @nomorepage3 by someone called Lucy Holmes (the world's greatest Kylie tribute artist, apparently. No... Me neither).
I am not going to sign this petition, mainly because Liberal free-market democracy requires a mindset that if you don't like something, broadly you don't have to do it. Furthermore, those that DO like to do something, watch Films by racists or bowing down before a God or looking at bare breasts in a newspaper, should be free to get on with whatever it is they want to do, unmolested by agents of the state, religion or busybodies. If we are to remain a Liberal, free market democracy, we must be as hard on the busybodies as we are supporters of minority pursuits. I disapprove of the desire to ban things far, far more than I do bare breasts in a paper.
Obviously the state proscribes some harmless activities for our own good: Enjoying a pint with a cigarette in a pub, for example. Or smoking Marijuana at any time. Though broadly speaking, in most grown-up liberal democracies, these things are possible if you're prepared to break a poorly enforced law. The police take things like murder really very seriously indeed. If you kill someone it's rather hard to get away with it. On the other hand, millions buy illegal drugs every weekend, unmolested by the police. Even when Homosexuality was illegal, laws against it were rarely enforced. This shows, broadly, that even where the law is an ass, society has it's head screwed on right.
Ultimately, I am a Libertarian, which means I believe your body is your own to do with what you will. If that means flashing secondary sexual characteristics for a photographer, and be handsomely paid to do so; or sticking cocaine up one orifice, and a cock up another; or for that matter, do something really stupid and dangerous like read the Bible or Marx, you should be free to do so being stopped only from hurting others through recklessness or aggression.
It's amazing how the arguments of people who would deny the us freedom always look the same. Let's look at the preamble to Lucy Holmes' petition to Dominic Mohan, the editor of Britain's best-selling daily Newspaper, the Sun.
We are asking Dominic Mohan to drop the bare boobs from The Sun newspaper.
We are asking very nicely.
No More Page 3.
George Alagiah doesn’t say, ‘And now let’s look at Courtney, 21, from Warrington’s bare breasts,’ in the middle of the 6 O’ Clock News, does he, Dominic?
Philip and Holly don’t flash up pictures of Danni, 19, from Plymouth, in just her pants and a necklace, on This Morning, do they, Dominic?
No, they don’t.
There would be an outcry.
And you shouldn’t show the naked breasts of young women in your widely read ‘family’ newspaper either.
Consider this a long overdue outcry.
Dominic, stop showing topless pictures of young women in Britain’s most widely read newspaper, stop conditioning your readers to view women as sex objects.
Enough is enough.
If you're really offended, encourage others who share your views to not buy the Sun. The Sun, however is the UK's best-selling paper, with is rather a standing retort to your world view, and I suspect this is the real reason you want Page 3 banned. I am reasonably sure that anyone signing this petition has already voted, by not buying 'the Sun', so the signers of this petition are simply looking to impose their preferences on other people.
The idea that a semi-naked woman on Page 3 "encourages men to view women as sex-objects" is ridiculous, as I don't see ms Holmes objecting to the similarly attired David Beckham advertising versace smellies and smalls. This pathetic diatribe contains the logical inference, supplied without argument or evidence, that children seeing bared breasts (organs designed to feed children) will somehow damage them.
Cocaine was freely available, and widely used by middle-class dentists and psychatrists. Opiate addiction used to be known as the soldiers disease, for which Cocaine was prescribed! The British Royal family were high as kites at Balmoral at the turn of the century. Currently illegal drugs were only banned when the working classes started taking them. Not because the drugs are particularly harmful, but because middle class people don't like the poor and seek to tidy them up. They failed.
The people who are most keen on clearing "slums", temperance, drug prohibition, anti-smoking, anti-obesity, sure-start, parenting classes and means-tested welfare are the political left, who are also most keen on taxing the poor's few remaining pleasures. The left claim to act in the poor's interest, but they don't seem to much like the poor, and so wish to alter them "for their own good". This isn't about the working class's self-improvement, it's about power and class and brute, miserable prejudice of purse-lipped puritanism and middle-class hypocrisy. C.S Lewis:
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
Perhaps the libertarian solution is better: Make sure the poor have enough to survive, but otherwise apply benign neglect. Leave 'em alone for a bit, see what they come up with. Then leave that alone too. Some of "them" might "succeed" and join the middle-class at table; the routes to self-"betterment" must always be open. Otherwise, who are we to judge what they do? Many poor people are happy. The left, with its endless interference and fussbucktry seems intent on keeping the poor in their place (and so the fuss-buckets in jobs). I am not sure the interference helps the people it's meant to.
Were we are all free to make our own choices to both social AND economic spheres, the world would be a better place. It does not matter to me whether your drug of choice is a glass of Sherry after lunch, or speed-balling smack and cocaine whilst wearing a crotchless gimp suit. It makes no difference to me whether you spend or save, watch TV or go for a run. So much of people's desire to "help" the poor is simple distaste for what other people CHOOSE to do.
The only thing that's certain: everyone's more miserable when mere prejudice is turned into law.
WHY do you care what people you don't know do with their free time and spare cash? Why don't you focus on your own life a bit? Because many of these people you're trying to help don't WANT and HAVEN'T ASKED FOR your help. Listen Guardian readers: SUN READERS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION, so leave them be. They will probably be happier. And you, without an object of your pity and disapproval, might have to confront your own demons, whatever they are. The nanny-state fuss-buckets might be more miserable. Y'see 'freedom' means that some people do things of which you or I disapprove. I get that. Lucy Holmes doesn't. I'm happy to let Page 3 exist, she isn't. Not my problem either.