I've been getting spam from Labour. I clicked on the 'Unsubscribe' button. They asked me why I wanted to no longer hear Labour's daily take on political events. Here's what I told 'em:
Because I think Labour are a bunch utter lackwits whom I wouldn't trust to run a bath. Ed Miliband has all the charisma of a rail replacement bus service to Stevenage. Ed Balls, Yvette Cooper's beard, is the bloke who was chief lickspittle to the man most directly responsible for the current parlous state of the country. Why would I be interested in the opinions on how to drive of the people who drove the bus into the fucking tree in the first place?
Vote Labour? I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.
Do everyone a favour and fuck off.I haven't typed such satisfying invective in a while. It feels good. I wonder if they'll get the message....